lusture:

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

105k notes what the actual shit

I hate living at home. I never want to be here. I just want to escape. 

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

redridinghoodandthesourwolf:

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

xxcountzeraxx:

jessejaimes:

xxcountzeraxx:

jessejaimes:

xxcountzeraxx:

2 big spiders in one night im so fucking done I hate spring in NY fucking end me now

Raid is your best friend. That’s how I combatted those big ass flying hawaiian cockroaches!

this thing is like a baby tarantula I was so fucking done

am I seeing you while Im back in cali slut? :U

Bitch you better be! ;D

good yes!

HE HASN’T EVEN SEEN ME SINCE HE GOT BACK